If you're a poetry lover,

And your choice is mainly prose,

Ignore the ones signed R J B.

You won't be keen on those.

If you're averse to rhyming couplets,

And can think of nothing worse,

Just skip the ones I mentioned,

He doesn't write blank verse,

It's doubtful if he'll change his style,

Before he meets his maker.

You should blame the editor,

Don't vent your Ray John Baker.

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